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baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

thingsaboutvidcon:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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pimpunderthemountain:

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."
(via jessielou24) ←
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

straighthater:

tun-vol-on-off-am-fm:

straighthater:

the worst part about school is the fact that i get dress coded for wearing shorts that show my thigh but boys can still wear hoodies that say “cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich”

it’s called modesty you ‘tard.

i dont give a fucking shit about being “modest” for ur crusty ass i could be naked and you still wouldnt have any right to my body

prongsmydeer:

The thing that hurts me the most about Sirius and Harry is that when they looked at each other they were both hoping to see James